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Many years ago in a far away land { ames, Iowa } a young group of high school students from Ames High, came together in one of the most boringest History classes ever { Mr. Cullinan a.k.a. Captain Cullinan }. These 4 students had a vision, an idea on which they would create a club which would devote it's entire purpose to the love of THE ship. When they first formed years ago they didn't understand the true meaning of what they started and soon they had become legends. Legends as a movie, legends of a ship, and legends of a club.

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Titanic Club's high profile list of accomplishment's:

 

 

BEING FEATURED in THE WEB's CLUB OF THE MONTH.
PERFORMING FOR FINE ARTS WEEK.
CAMPING OUT INFRONT OF CAPTAIN CULLINANS.
COMING UP WITH THE TITANIC DANCE.
BEGAIN PRODUCTION ON THE SEQUAL TO TITANIC.
CAPTAIN CULLINAN NAKED PHOTO'S

 

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Leslie Hall


STAGE NAME : ROSE / STATUS : V.I.P

Leslie is the founder and x-president of the TITANIC CLUB. She had a vision one day based on a comment made by JOHN LAVEL. She was best known for her lines she made famous like , , , STOP IT MOTHA OR YOU"LL GIVE YOURSELF A NOSE BLEED. She had to leave the club in 2000 because she went away to school. She always said TITANIC CLUB was one of the best TIMES she ever had

 


STAGE NAME : DEAD PERSON / STATUS : STOWAWAY

 



Matt is the only stowaway on board of the TITANIC CLUB. He pretty much sleeps with the rats and eats the lowest class's left overs. He's just a really sad boy. He came to the TITANIC CLUB only because he needed a ride home. WAS IT FATE, that he discovered the best club ever. GOD ONLY KNOWS. Some of the other members want him gone. His bread stick throwing attitude is very inappropriate. Yet he remains aboard the SHIP OF DREAMS.

 

 

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DOROTA
STAGE NAME : OLD ROSE / STATUS: 2nd CLASS

 

 

 

DOROTA is the only foreigner currently in the club. She was suggested to the club by TYLER PERRIN. She is the only club member willing to kick someone's ass because they don't like the ship. Which brings a whole new meaning to the ship.

 

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Mad dog
STAGE NAME : DEAD PERSON / STATUS : 3rd CLASS

 

 

Mad dog is the last but not least member to join the TITANIC CLUB. She discovered the joy and greatness of TITANIC CLUB at the FINE ARTS ASSEMBLY at AMES HIGH. She later filled out the application and became a strong asset to the club. She Joined when she was only a freshmen yet still is wise about the ship. She also carries the TITANIC love which very few of us have.


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Laura Wilson
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Laura Wilson joined TITANIC CLUB during her sophomore year at Ames High. She also was in sports as well, but early on she decided her destiny laided at the bottom of a ocean. Laura loved TITANIC CLUB because it not only gave her a reason to live but it also taught her that she is a wonderful BITCHY MOM. She also loves vollyball !

 

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Jessica STAGE NAME : MOLLY BROWN / STATUS ; V.I.P.

 

 

Jessica's silly behavior almost got her kicked out of TITANIC CLUB many times. But due to her father owning a car dealership TITANIC CLUB has found her very useful. She loves the ship because she is the ship. She drinks the water because it is her who loves the water.

 

 

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Tyler PERRIN
STAGE NAME : CAL / STATUS : 2nd CLASS

 

 

Tyler PERRIN joined the TITANIC CLUB in the ripe young age of 15. He was only a Freshmen then who bloosemed very quickly. He is known by his fellow TITANIC CLUB members as the mean and lovable CAL.

 

 

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John Lavel
STAGE NAME : JACK / STATUS : V.I.P.

 

 

John Lavel is the original quoter of the great movie which set TITANIC CLUB in to full gear. His cooky additude and love of a ship really set everyone else into high gear of understanding the love of one big ship. In order to understand this club first you must understand its reasons. Why is the ship of dreams a ship. Beacause a ship can ship to china.

 

 

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ON August 15, 2000 Leslie Hall sent this letter along with all her Titanic CLUB POSSESSION'S to each and every remaining TITANIC CLUB members.

 

Dear Fellow TITANIC CLUB members,
I am writing now the end of what seems to be a great time of discovery in my life. I look back and see many times weÕve spent giving the world a gift they never knew they needed. It was only yesterday we once began and yet today will be my last will and testament. I seek the day when great remembrance is upon us. We gave our fellow classmates the ship, they gave us nothing. We gave them a dream; they gave us their tears. Only at the end were we completely loved and unfortunately those days were not enough to keep me from sinking. When I walk down to see the life boats filling quickly, people clinging to there lives, hands in the air and tears in my eyes I will not seek the boats I will walk to the edge, I will hold out my hands and walk to my death. What I want however from my judgment is this, may the children go forward with what I had worked so hard to keep alive. May the children go forward and seek more than I could ever accomplish with such little time I had left. May the children go forward and discover I had not even begun to dream of the ways and wonders to remember thy ship. Not for the sake of me but for the sake of those left at the bottom of the ocean. Now I would like to speak directly to my club members.
 
First Mad Dog, the newest member to TITANIC CLUB I see much ocean in your eyes. You truly have started your journey well with us. May you understand what happens to this club is what happens to your future, follow your peers well. Allow them to teach you when you feel unteachable. Never forget that what you know is not only what you think you know, but what you what to think you know.
 
Matt our only stowaway, our only true worthless member. You have no real purpose in life; you are only a pain and a distraction. YouÕve never been able to really be helpful at one of the very few meetings that weÕve had. Yet you continue to salute you continue to show up and you continue to believe. That is why I am recommending to the V.I.P.Õs that you become an official lice checker. I know you wonÕt think you can handle it but you will. You see TITANIC needs good honest people to check each and every passenger for lice. With the approval of the V.I.P.Õs they may admit you as an official employ of the TITANIC CLUB. This will be a big step for you I hope you look on it with pride.
 
Dorotta you came to us as a nobody you came to us lost. You snuck by our guidelines and cheated your way in. You did this why IÕve asked myself many times. Yet IÕve discovered the reason is clear now, before TITANIC CLUB you were nothing, and now in TITANIC CLUB eyes you have become someone. You seek TITANIC CLUB strongly and you pretect it with your heart. You have given your body, mind and soul to its love and seek nothing in return. Look to Jack in this instance, he saves RoseÕs life, he lets her make fun of him, and he is forced to dress nicely. BUT later Dorotta, he is allowed to put his penis in her vagina. Rose gives him the ultimate gift. Soon Dorotta your gift will return to you.
 

Tyler, Jack and Cal were meant to hate each other, Molly Brown was meant to survive, and Rose was meant to put out and you my friend were meant join, lead and be apart of the most memorable club of Ames High School. Cal is in you, and you play him well. Because of that youÕre an ass, you are rude, mean, and a jerk. Yet before TITANIC CLUB you had none of these qualities, now they run over you like milk from thy breast. Was it TITANIC CLUB that gave you these qualities? I think not, I think TITANIC CLUB released these qualities. So charrius them, and remember itÕs a basturds will not the will of a bastard that makes him great.
 
John, your wit and good humor began this club. Only later did your grasp to the club begin to slowly slip from your fingers. Soon the club was trying too grasp onto you. We waited as you forgot us and now thank God youÕre back in our arms. YouÕre so important to this club you should never forget that, who elseÕs food would Dorotta eat, and also your basement is a national monument of the very first meeting to TITANIC CLUB. So even when you think you no longer want to be apart of this club. Just know that this club is apart of you. And weÕll never let go.
  Laura, I realize that none in this club could handle what you are to this club. Who else could be such a bitch? I was always amazed that you seemed to put sports on hold for this club. When you did that I realized what exactly you were saying. TITANIC CLUB got inside you; you let it mold your body. When you let the TITANIC CLUB set in you became engulfed in its presents. Soon you were the one engulfing others. And now I stand back and can only watch, as you are the bitch who destroyed a village and yet grew a capital.
 
Jessica, the butt of every joke, the loser of our eye and the over weight one of every club. We couldnÕt have done with without you. You were not only a member but also a leader; your creative ship drawing skills have really taken this club to the next millennium. Your magic making skills have really set us apart from other clubs. Also your temper about bread stick have really made a deep impression on not only me but also the rest of the club members. You must lead this club to the stage of perfection. I trust in you and the others but the others lack what you have in the area of wisdom. Show them your trueness and you shall have greatness.
 
This is the final will and testament of my presence to TITANIC CLUB. I have enclosed for each of you some small gifts to take you farther than I could. I no longer can stand at the meetings. Which brings great sadness but now when I come to visit the people of TITANIC CLUB I stand as a survivor, of one of the greatest unofficial clubs ever in the history of Ames High School. Thank you.
 
Also in regards to the web site; I have created a web site to spread the word. The address is TITANICCLUB.com there is no www. If any of you would like to add photos or anything please contact me before I go to school. This offer expires August 24 2000. Good bless.
 
 
 
Cordially,
 
 
Leslie Hall / Rose Buitbecator / VIP / 1st CLASS
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JOINING THE TITANIC CLUB
 
Joining the TITANIC CLUB isn't easy and isn't fun. We barley let anyone in and it's very V.I.P. Many have tried most have failed. But only the ones with true love and a decent heart make the cut.
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED copy and paste this application into a email and fill out the entire form. We are very prejudice against those who are fakers and don't understand the true beauty of Titanic Club.
 
 
The TITANIC CLUB official application

 

 

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NAME:
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GRADE / DATE:
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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN TITANIC:
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SCENE IN THE MOVIE TITANIC: WHY:
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE TITANIC: WHY:
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WHAT COULD YOU BRING TO THE TITANIC CLUB:
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IF YOU WERE ABOARD THE TITANIC CLUB AND IT WAS SINKING WHAT WOULD YOU DO:
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PRETEND YOU WERE ACCEPTED TO TITANIC CLUB, WHAT DIRECT QUOTE WOULD YOU USE TO EXPLAIN YOUR EXCITEMENT:
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WHAT TITANIC CHARACTER DO YOU SEE YOURSELF AS:
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EVERYTHING I WROTE IN THIS APPLICATION IS MY OWN KNOWLEDGE AND NO ONE ELSE'S:

 
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In order to visit the TITANIC CLUB you need to consult one of the 7 members. Permission must be granted by a V.I.P. then approved by a TITANIC REPRESENTATIVE. If you pass you will be allowed to observe for 1 hour. You will not be allowed to participate, talk, or communicate with any of the TITANIC CLUB MEMBERS while in session. You would only be able to watch from a 2 feet distance. In no way does being allowed to visit mean you will have in any way a greater chance of be coming a member.

 

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