DEAR JUNIOR GEMS TOUR SEEKERS: 

I WANTED TO TELL YOU HOW EXCITED WE ARE FOR THIS HUGE-HUGE TOUR THAT ME AND MY STAFF HAVE PUT TOGETHER.  THERE ARE A FEW QUESTIONS AND TIPS I WANTED TO SHARE TO ENSURE ALL THOSE WHO ARE COMING, TO HAVE PREPARED AND FULLY AWARE OF THE JOY AND JIGGLING THEY ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS.

FIRST OF ALL THOSE WHO ARE COMING TO MULITPULE SHOWS AND CONSIDER YOURSELFS ROADIES OR JUNIOR GEM GYPSIES DO DESERVE PRIVLIGES.  EMAIL ME YOUR INFO.  FOR THOSE OF YOU DRIVING REALLY FAR AND HAVE ANY PROBLEMS LET ME KNOW EMAIL ME AND I CAN GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER IF YOU GET LOST OR CAN'T GET IN FOR SOME REASON.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING PRE-SHOW GEM SWEATER PARTIES PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I CAN DO MY BEST TO STOP BY FOR A ONE ON ONE GEM SWEATER INFO SESSION: TIPS AND TRICKS FOR PROPER GEM SWEATER LOOKS AND FASHIONS. THIS IS A FREE SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY. NO SONG SINGING THOUGH THAT YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE SHOW.

CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT WHO HAVE NO ONE TO GO TO A SHOW WITH AND WOULD LIKE TO HELP US OUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW.  YOU COULD SELL OUR MERCHENDISE, HELP US LOAD, UNLOAD, OR EVEN DO SECURITY TO KEEP THE CRAZY'S HAPPY.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO FLYER YOUR TOWN OR VILLAGE PLEASE DO! I HAVE PREMADE FLYERS IYOU OR IF YOU WANT TO DESIGN YOUR OWN THAT WOULD BE GREAT BUT WE WOULD LIKE A COPY FOR OUR SCRAPBOOK. SIGNED BY THE ARTIST. PLEASE Look here IF YOU NEED ANY PHOTOS.

THE MOST HORRIABLE EXPERIEREENCE ON TOUR SO FAR IS LOOKING AT A JUNIOR GEM WHO IS NOT DRESSED FOR SUCCESS OR BROUGHT A SHIMMERING SWEATER AND LEFT IT IN THE CAR BECAUSE HE OR SHE WAS NERVOUS.  DISGRACEFULL!! DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN TO YOU.

MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION: WHERE'S THE MOBILE MUSEUM?  BUYING A RV OFF EBAY HAS NOT BEEN GOOD TO ME.  THE MOBILE MUSEUM BOARD OF TRUSTESS AND I HAVE DECIDED IT WILL TAKE A SPONSERED TOUR TO FUND A 8 MILES TO THE GALLON MUSEUM AROUND THE US.  hint hint** GOLD-SHLAGER, DILL PICKEL POTATO CHIPS, MAXI PADS, PUFFY PAINT or cheeze free COMPANIES. HOWEVER I DO ALWAYS REPRESENT THE MOBILE MUSEUM ON TOUR. AND WE DO ACCEPT GIFTS AND SWEATER DONATIONS AT AND DURING THE SHOW.

TO THE UNDER AGE AND PARENTS OF THE YOUNG, WE ALWAYS TRY TO GET ALL AGES SHOWS HOWEVER WE USALLY CAN'T GET THEM. IF YOUR CHILD DOES YEARN FOR a photo and live experience AND THE VENUE PREVENTS THEM FROM COMING TO A LIVE SHOW. THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS MEET THEM OUTSIDE THE VENUE FOR PHOTO'S OF THEIR TEARS OF JOY. EMAIL ME TO SCHEDUAL THIS.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO'S CITIES AND TOWNS WE ARE SKIPPING, DRIVING THOUGH OR NOT GOING NEAR. IT'S NOT BECAUSE WE DON'T LOVE YOU.  MAYBE YOUR NOT READY YET, THE TEASE WILL ONLY MAKE YOU HUNGRYER. BUT ODDS ARE WE WERE TURNED DOWN OR UNWORTHY OF YOUR LOCAL CLUB/BAR (CALL THEM AND TELL THEM ABOUT US). BECAUSE IN TIME WE WILL COME DISTROY YOU.

IF I CAN THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE I'LL PUT MORE INFO UP HERE.

-Leslie Hall

 
email: lh@lesliehall.com or myspace me at myspace/lesliehall